Zombie Carter
theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

That guy is a badass. 

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

That guy is a badass. 

elmatpe:

Abstract Evil by Butttornado

Now that is a face only a mother could love.  Cuteness.

elmatpe:

Abstract Evil by Butttornado

Now that is a face only a mother could love.  Cuteness.

Elvira will be at FanX this weekend…. I love her.  Hotness at any age.

Elvira will be at FanX this weekend…. I love her.  Hotness at any age.

http://www.thezombienation.com/It doesn’t matter if you have the “Skin of a Killer” if you get kicked in your naughty bits it’s going to hurt
Oh man, it feels good to give Twilight a hard time again.  Kind of like coming home after a long journey to sit in your favorite chair.  It just feels right.
However, for the record every time I make a bit of fun at Twilight’s expense I have to point out that I don’t hate Twilight.  Yes I have read all the books.  No they aren’t terrible, nor are they my favorite.  They simply weren’t written for me.  They were written to appeal to younger women.  If they were written for me there would have been more car chases and giant robots…. also less man boob.
Curse you, Jacob and your six pack abs!  Why must you be so dreamy?
It does feel a bit cathartic to have a character kick Edward Cullen in the naughty bits for today’s comic though.

http://www.thezombienation.com/

It doesn’t matter if you have the “Skin of a Killer” if you get kicked in your naughty bits it’s going to hurt

Oh man, it feels good to give Twilight a hard time again.  Kind of like coming home after a long journey to sit in your favorite chair.  It just feels right.

However, for the record every time I make a bit of fun at Twilight’s expense I have to point out that I don’t hate Twilight.  Yes I have read all the books.  No they aren’t terrible, nor are they my favorite.  They simply weren’t written for me.  They were written to appeal to younger women.  If they were written for me there would have been more car chases and giant robots…. also less man boob.

Curse you, Jacob and your six pack abs!  Why must you be so dreamy?

It does feel a bit cathartic to have a character kick Edward Cullen in the naughty bits for today’s comic though.

http://www.thezombienation.com/I like to think of myself as a very kind understanding parent.  One who listens and tries to understand his larval offspring.  This of course is a horrible lie.  That’s my wife who does that.
I’m mostly into this parenting thing for the cheap labor and the chance to mess with children’s tiny tiny brains.
My son is twelve and has no concept of how awesome his life is compared to the VAST majority of humanity.  He lives in a place and age where he can reasonably expect  to have plenty to eat, a decent home, and a future that’s as bright as the effort he puts into it.
Statistically he lives at a time where he is less likely than ever before in the entire history of mankind to getting horribly and violently killed.  And unless there actually is a zombie apocalypse looming on the horizon his future looks brighter than mine ever could be.
Yet for all that, whenever he has to clean his room his personal world is a bleak place indeed.  A universe without hope and steeped in a percolating ocean of dispair.
Oh how I weep for him!  Such tragedy!  I look forward to the day when he finally realizes how unbelievably lucky he is.
….Also I should probably call my dad and apologize for being the exact same way when I was a kid.  (sigh)

http://www.thezombienation.com/

I like to think of myself as a very kind understanding parent.  One who listens and tries to understand his larval offspring.  This of course is a horrible lie.  That’s my wife who does that.

I’m mostly into this parenting thing for the cheap labor and the chance to mess with children’s tiny tiny brains.

My son is twelve and has no concept of how awesome his life is compared to the VAST majority of humanity.  He lives in a place and age where he can reasonably expect  to have plenty to eat, a decent home, and a future that’s as bright as the effort he puts into it.

Statistically he lives at a time where he is less likely than ever before in the entire history of mankind to getting horribly and violently killed.  And unless there actually is a zombie apocalypse looming on the horizon his future looks brighter than mine ever could be.

Yet for all that, whenever he has to clean his room his personal world is a bleak place indeed.  A universe without hope and steeped in a percolating ocean of dispair.

Oh how I weep for him!  Such tragedy!  I look forward to the day when he finally realizes how unbelievably lucky he is.

….Also I should probably call my dad and apologize for being the exact same way when I was a kid.  (sigh)

http://www.thezombienation.com/
Nothing good ever comes from visiting scary mansions under stormy skies.  Actually that’s crap all the best things happen when you do that.  I think that’s the plot of every single episode of Scooby-doo.  Or not…  Look thanks to many many overdoses of Ritalin my childhood is something of a blur.
This comic took much longer than usual for me to do thanks to the background.  I like the effect though, I think it’s much more interesting to look at than the blank abstract backgrounds I usually do.  What do you think?

http://www.thezombienation.com/

Nothing good ever comes from visiting scary mansions under stormy skies.  Actually that’s crap all the best things happen when you do that.  I think that’s the plot of every single episode of Scooby-doo.  Or not…  Look thanks to many many overdoses of Ritalin my childhood is something of a blur.

This comic took much longer than usual for me to do thanks to the background.  I like the effect though, I think it’s much more interesting to look at than the blank abstract backgrounds I usually do.  What do you think?

I’ve still got a stack of old AOL cd’shttp://www.thezombienation.com/

I’ve still got a stack of old AOL cd’s

http://www.thezombienation.com/

http://www.thezombienation.com/Steamfest, Utah’s ultimate steampunk convention is coming August 1-2 this year.  It is time to start thinking about your steampunk costumes.
I’m just nerdy enough to feel under dressed at these events so I’ve been working on some Victorian costume work lately.  And I’ve asked my wife for her opinion.
While I appreciate her input, I think my costume will not be quite this extreme…. Sadly I don’t have the cleavage for it.

http://www.thezombienation.com/

Steamfest, Utah’s ultimate steampunk convention is coming August 1-2 this year.  It is time to start thinking about your steampunk costumes.

I’m just nerdy enough to feel under dressed at these events so I’ve been working on some Victorian costume work lately.  And I’ve asked my wife for her opinion.

While I appreciate her input, I think my costume will not be quite this extreme…. Sadly I don’t have the cleavage for it.

mermanryansfinds:

Empires of the Deep Production Photos

Well… If the Deep One’s looked like this I’d move to Innsmouth.

“Ichtyoids” by Peter Boehme Blog/Website | (peterboehme.blogs…)
Nice alternate ideas to the “Innsmouth Look”
I would be PROUD to be a fish/frog man if I could look like this.   :)

“Ichtyoids” by Peter Boehme Blog/Website | (peterboehme.blogs…)

Nice alternate ideas to the “Innsmouth Look”

I would be PROUD to be a fish/frog man if I could look like this.   :)